Fun joke heard on North by Northwest this morning:

There was a man who loved to eat beans. He ate them regardless of the after-effects.

This man had a woman who threatened to leave him unless he stopped eating beans. He wanted to marry her so he gave up the beans.

On his fortieth birthday she had planned a surprise for his dinner. For lunch he went to his favourite restaurant which happened to be having an all you can eat beans buffet. He really missed his beans and thought, "I’ll do it just this once," and so he ate beans.

When he arrived home, his wife met him at the door with a blindfold. She put it on him then led him to a chair for his surprise. She was just about to take the blindfold off when the phone rang. She said, "I’m just going to answer the phone. Stay where you are and don’t touch the blindfold."

While she was gone, he sat quietly and waited. The beans had started to work, and while waiting he passed a few particularly pungent farts.

After a while, the wife came back and said, "I’m sorry to have been so long, it was my mother and I just couldn’t get off the phone," then she started to remove the blindfold again. Just then the doorbell rang. She went, but not before she said to him " I’m just going to answer the door. Stay where you are and don’t touch the blindfold."

He waited again, and passed more gas, and after a few minutes the wife came back. Again she apologized and at last removed the blindfold.

What do you think he saw?

Twelve dinner guests.

~ by thiscassandra on Sunday 28 January 2007.

2 Responses to “Joke”

  1. I’m not sure it would be possible for anyone to sit blindfolded at a table with even one other person and not sense his presence.

  2. I know, but it’s still a fun joke.

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