The Forensic Assassin

Where I work I see students (though I don’t deal with them). Some of these students are annoying. One of the most annoying was Gary.

Gary was one of those little Asian guys who do the kung fu moves while walking down the hall. He said he couldn’t decide if he wanted to be a forensic scientist or an assassin. In the lab he was learning to be the first, but when he was walking down the hall pretending to be Ninja, he was practising to be an assassin.

It would be a difficult decision to make: forensic scientist or assassin. I thought he should conflate the two and be The Forensic Assassin – someone who would be paid to kill people, and then be paid to analyze how they’ve been killed.You could make work for yourself and protect yourself from being caught. Far sighted and clever planning.

Gary left the country. I don’t know what he does.

~ by thiscassandra on Tuesday 3 October 2006.

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